Spring Showers

For my money the worst part of spring are the showers. Not rain showers-bridal showers. I personally consider them one of the worst parts about being a woman right up there with menstrution, mammograms and menopause.

Maybe it's because I am not one of those "never met a stranger" types (though my closest friends are) but I find the idea of being trapped in a room with an awkward cross section of women I don't know playing boring games I suck at completely dreadful. And it doesn't matter how I feel about the bride, it could be one of those close friends and I would still hate it. Guess it's just one of those painful parts of womanhood you just have to grit your teeth and bear.