Thank You
Dear Mr. President,
My nana was very religious about expressing thanks and that's how she raised me so I am writing to thank you for the check for $600 which arrived this week. Although I confess I am dubious about its success (I'm no economist but if part of the country's economic problem is people not handling money smartly-too much debt etc.-isn't giving them more like giving a bad drunk a free bottle?) it is appreciated. I was going to do my level best to do as you requested and spend it (I'd love a new tattoo or a splashy road trip) as opposed to saving it or paying bills with it, however things have worsened so much since this plan was orginally proposed in January I fear I will likely have to spend it on more prosaic things. I apologize if that does not stimulate the economy in the way you wanted but a girl's gotta eat.
Sincerely,
The Hoyden
posted by Sam @ 4:52 PM
1 Comments:
I decided that the best use of my stimulus check was to drive across the border into Mexico and use it to buy $600 worth of government subsidized gasoline. $2.50 a gallon, yum yum. I stuck it to the Regime and started a stockpile for the coming economic Apocalypse all in a single trip!
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