My Dirty Dirty Pants

So my go to jeans right now are Lucky brand. For those non jean experts Luckys are in the middle of the price spectrum-not cheap like Old Navy (aka Old Slavey) but not movie star expensive like 7 for All Mankind. (Admittedly, I mostly shop at thrift stores so my idea of a fair price is somewhat skewed.) In addition to their accompanying clothing line, Lucky's trademark is the message on the fly. There, on each pair, is a punny play on their name. (Mine says 'Lucky You'.) My question is, should an almost 40 year old really be wearing pants with a dirty message on the crotch? It's kind of like when I rented my wee studio and considered getting one of those loft beds that gives you space underneath till I thought what if I did bring someone home? How completely would the mood be ruined by having to say "Don't slip on the ladder" or "Mind your head"?

Now I inherited these pants so the price was totally right (lucky me indeed!) and since they are the closest thing I have to good butt pants right now I'm not giving them up. (At this juncture no one's seeing my fly but me.) I don't think I'm ready for the Joy Behar recommended adjustable waist Chicos pants just yet but perhaps there's some happy medium?