Fun Phrases for Everyday Vernacular

Patter a little stale? Try these on for size!


"Rocks up on the mike and rocks the mike right."

It's old school yeah, so old it's new again. Just right for describing that fun new CD you can't hear enough of.

"Gear down Big Shifter."

Use it where you'd say "cool your jets". Especially good with the head pat gesture.

"Piece of cake or slice of life."

A David Mamet line from the movie "Homicide". Good for those "isn't life something?" moments.

"Get drunk, go to jail."

One from my Joe- the ideal response for the question, "Whatcha gonna do tonight?"

"Sparky."

Can be used sarcastically with dim bulb people asking dumb questions. Example:

"Did that tattoo hurt?"
"Of course it did Sparky, there was a needle involved."

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