Monday, December 04, 2006

Dear Thomas Harris

Tomorrow the new Thomas Harris Hannibal Lector book comes out, Hannibal Rising. It tells the story of how young Hannibal became the Hannibal the Cannibal we all know. While I don't believe anyone cares a whit about this one (I think the last one sort of did the character in) in case it is a success I would like to offer the following modest title suggestions for further Lector books:

Who's Afraid of Hannibal Lector?
The Lector Code
Tuesdays With Hannibal
The Series of Unfortunate Appointments: Book 1 Meeting Dr. Lector
Yum-O :30 Minute Meals with Hannibal Lector
Hannibal's Web
What Not to Wear Gourmet Edition
Hannibal Lector and the Goblet of Brains
A Man, a Can of Fava Beans, a Plan
You are the Diet

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd like to add a few of my suggestions:

Cannibalism for Dummies
Oh The People You'll Eat
(Simmered) In Cold Blood

10:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about the bestselling follow-up to Tuesdays with Hannibal - The Five People You'll Eat in Heaven?

3:05 PM  

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