It's Not Global Warning, It's the Apocalypse!

I just read on Sarah Weinman's blog that there's a new Hardy Boys movie forthcoming. It's called "The Hardy Men" and is to star Tom Cruise and Ben Stiller as the Hardy Boys all grown up. Apparently Frank and Joe were estranged but now must reunite in order to solve their greatest mystery to date.

Excuse me?

!?!?!?!?!?

Gee, maybe Jack Black is available to play Chet...